I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
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