It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
Randomize
