Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
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I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
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Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
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