I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
Had dinner with a married woman but didn't have sex with her. Tweeted at Mike Pence to apologize anyway.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
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