We're like a lot better than the average bears
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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