She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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