They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
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My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
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There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
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