let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
Best friends brother. Beat that.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
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Actions speak louder than pants.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
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He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
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