THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
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