I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
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Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
It's never too late to be topless.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
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Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
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