Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
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I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
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I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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