I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
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She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
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As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
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