Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
Next year, please remind me not to be at a damn Super Bowl party with screaming children whose parents can't control them. I will sell the little suckers to the fucking circus passing through town.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
Randomize
