So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
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Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
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exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
I'm drunk, laying in bed, eating macaroni salad. I dropped a piece and tried to pick it up with a fork. My cleavage is bleeding and I haven't been laid yet. Heeeyyyy!!!
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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