Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
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