I think i peed on brittanys purse
remember when you told me, jokingly, to not get jizz on your shirt that i borrowed last night?
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
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