All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
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We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
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