Joe is yelling at the trees again.
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
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We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
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I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
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