how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
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we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
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I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
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