This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
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He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
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took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
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