What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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