Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
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It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
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Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
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