Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
Convincing a cop that you have diplomatic immunity is way harder in Dallas than in Serbia. And you get fined for attempted bribery.
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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