So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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