Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
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I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
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I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
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