He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
You did what with his pubic hair?
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