3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
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I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
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I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
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