i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
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