real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
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