When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
It's no shave November. This is our time.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
Randomize
