this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
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i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
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That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
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