Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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