but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
You know, be my cock's hype man.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
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