R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
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