I need help removing her.
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
Randomize
