Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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