Whoa Z and x make the same sound
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
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