...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
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