so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
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Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
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I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
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