i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
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All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
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Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
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