You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
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All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
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I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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