I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
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