Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
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