I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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