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say what?
wanna hang out?
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
Farmville is her only friend.
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
Randomize
