listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
Did I show you my penis last night?
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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