Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
Randomize