So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
The guy dancing on me has three visible teeth. WHERE ARE YOU?
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
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