Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
when i say i joined a midget dating site why do u assume i was drunk
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
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he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
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Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
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Have fun and good luck.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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