So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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