I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
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