just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
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says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
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We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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