i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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