I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
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if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
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i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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