why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
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